CHEESE PIZZA

Our cheese pizza is delicious. We suspect. Nobody has actually attempted to eat it on account of the fact it appears to move on its own.

PEPPERONI PIZZA

Our pepperoni pizza is a new twist on a classic. That twist being that the pepperoni is made of mysterious meat of unknown origin.

DEEP-FRIED PIZZA

Some people told us it was a digusting idea. So we did it. Deep-fried pizza was a mistake.

INVERTED PIZZA

We accidentally made a pizza wrong. The cheese is on the outside and the crust is on the inside. Whoops.

WATER PIZZA

It's pizza that's shaped like a glass of water. Has the consistency and flavor of water. It's pizza.

PIZZABALL

We took some pizzas. Then we squished them all together until it looked like a ball. Now it's a pizzaball.